How to crash into a wall...

There are a number of ways to crash into a wall!

The force of the crash and the selection of a suitable wall is absolutely upto you!

1. Building expectations...
   Outcome: Bruised nose!
   
   
2. Expecting expectations to be expected...
   Outcome: Bruised nose and forehead!
   
   
3. Expecting expectations to be accepted...
   Outcome: Bruised nose, forehead, hands, and knees!
   
   
4. Expecting expectations to be met...
   Outcome: Nose bleed!
   
   
5. Droping expectations!
   Outcome: Concussion!
   
   
6. Falling in love with someone...
   Outcome: Unconsciousness!
   
   
7. Expecting someone to fall equally in love with you...
   Outcome: Paralysis!
   
   
8. Believing yourself to be the ultimately righteous person...
   Outcome: Coma!
   
   
9. Mistaking friends' reliability for dependability...
   Outcome: Skull fracture!
   
   
10. Giving up!
    Outcome: Demise!

Hope it helps to know all of these!

P.S. The author does not profess in recovery from any of the outcomes of any of the crashes!